MOVIE REVIEW: PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN - DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES


This is the problem of having a franchise running way too long is that you see it peaks and then flat fall directly into nothing. The sad thing is they must have paid lots of money to Johnny Deep to reprise his role as Captain Jack Sparrow and try to revive the franchise. I will give this movie 2 out of 5 stars simply because of Johnny Depp and the cast of the Pirates are pretty good, good enough to keep me entertained for a while

THE GOOD

Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow is the only thing that is good in this movie. While most of the scenes are pretty moderate, Johnny Depp made sure that it is funny and relevant enough to still be a good scene. Other than that, the new casts of who plays Henry Turner and Carina Smyth are pretty good and the chemistry between the two characters are pretty good. The storyline is typical Pirates and it has a little mystery factor on why the dead are running around chasing Jack Sparrow but all in all, it is nothing that you don't know.

THE BAD

An absolutely predictable piece of garbage. It seems like the plot was written by a high school kid who could not decide on his life so he decided to write to different stories and combine it into one messy piece of high school novel. At this rate, most of the scenes were exaggerated and the talking scene was long and painful. Jokes were too forceful and so dumb, that makes you wonder how does pirate even actually does the raid. 

CONCLUSION

Don't even bother downloading a piece of garbage like this. They should have ended this franchise on the last one. This is becoming like Transformers and Terminator franchises, such a forceful franchise using Johnny Depp to milk every single last of the name. 

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